Welcome to the [About Mildred Plant Page]

This site is up for testing purposes only. Each page will have some harping humour to ease the frustration if you choose to explore.

Expect something definitive to happen around Christmas 2007.

[harp humor] A young man went out on a date with a young woman trumpet player. When he returned, his roommate asked him, "well, how was your date? Did her embouchure make her a great kisser?" "No," replied the first young man, "her lips were hard and tight, and insensitive." The following weekend he went out with a pretty tuba player. When his roommate inquired, he reported: "Yuck! Her lips were loose and slobbery, just gross!" The next weekend he went out with a beautiful harpist. "I don't think I'll be going out with her again. I guess it's just habit, but every time she puts her arms around me, she starts tickling me!"

[harp humor] Did you hear about the harpist who was in tune ?
Neither did I

[harp jokes] How do you get a harpist off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.

[harp humour] She was late for the concert because she had to change her G string (and we didn't even know she was wearing a G string under that long black dress!).

[harp joke] Q. How long does it take to tune a harp?
A. Nobody knows yet.

[harp humor] "Welcome to heaven; here's your harp and tuning key.
Welcome to hell; here's your harp."

[harp jokes] How can you tell a harp from a motorcycle? It is difficult because they both are associated with angels, and they both fit
between your legs, but you can tune a Harley.

[harp humour] What do Harleys and harps have in common? After tuning, they are out of tune again by the time they are used.

[harp joke] How can you tell a harp from a motorcycle? It is difficult because they both are associated with angels, and they both fit
between your legs, but you can tune a Harley.

[harp humor] What do Harleys and harps have in common? After tuning, they are out of tune again by the time they are used.